From now on....Friendship with none of that Sissy Stuff

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship.

You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

Read to the end.












1. When you are sad,

















I will jump on the person

















who made you sad

















like a spider monkey

















jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

















2. When you are blue,

















I will try to dislodge

















whatever is choking you.

















3. When you smile,

















I will know you are

















plotting something

















that I must be involved in.

















4. When you're scared,

















we will high tail it out of here.













5. When you are worried,

















I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

















it could be until you

















quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

















6. When you are confused,

















I will use little words.

















7. When you are sick,

















Stay away from me

















until you are well again.

















I don't want whatever you have.

















8. When you fall,

















I'll pick you up

















and dust you off--

















After I laugh my butt off!!

















9. This is my oath...

















I pledge it to the end.

















'Why?' you may ask;

















-- because you are my FRIEND!

















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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.


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